A Shitty Meme

My Blogmom Bou has 3 sons and cannot bring herself to say the word TURD. She grew up on military bases, hearing vulgarities thrown around by passing service men, I'm sure, and can't say TURD. She is part of the Bad Example Family and cannot say the word TURD. I would usually tease and hassle her relentlessly for this; however, she has other, BETTER great vulgar words in her vocabulary...so she get's a pass...for now! However, I have no issue...so I take on thismeme with open arms (but a closed nose). So what I'm supposed to do is: 1) Write a lil ditty built upon the phrase "turd in a punchbowl". 2) Spread the lil meme to three others. So, let's break it down for a moment: There once was a man from Nantucket who was looking to find a bucket. He couldn't find a hole, so he dropped his turd in a punchbowl and said, "Aw, just fuck it!" I'd like to hear a lil diddy from Bloggrandpa Harvey, new Bad Example Family member Aris_Ravencroft, and the brilliant vulgarities of ArmyWifeToddlerMom. Good luck folks!